Wednesday, June 30, 2010

TROLLS BEWARE

The Cabinet of Dr Caligari

















POLITICAL DISCUSSION GOING ON AT WORK.

FEEL UNHAPPY.

OOOH LOOK, FLOWERS.

FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE

Eartha Kitt - I Want To Be Evil (Live Kaskad 1962)



I WANT YOU TO BE EVIL TOO...

MRS POTTS? MRS LOVETT?


WOWSA!

Lena Horne - Stormy Weather (1943)

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec


GENIUS PAINTER, BUT HE LOVED WHORES.

SHUFFLE

OOOH SHINY

HINEPARE



SHE WOULD KICK THE ASSES OF ALL THOSE POSERS WITH MAORI/TRIBAL TATTOOS THAT DON'T MEAN ANYTHING TO THEM.

1983-????

THE LIPSTICK IMPLIES A NEGATIVE CONNOTATION


TRUE, BUT I SAY "THANK GOD".

MADE MY DAY



a bigger umbrella

KATY PERRY "Hot'n'cold" Ukrainian Polka band



If I get married, these guys are playing my wedding.

BUSINESS CARD



THE ULTIMATE LOYAL CUSTOMER

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

WHO ARE YOU?

henriquelage:  johntones:  fuckyeahwonderland:  Wonderland 3 Cover | by sonny123

Reinohueco

The dog who was a cat inside

The dog who was a cat inside: "


This lovely cartoon about a dog's very serious inner conflict was directed by Danish animator Siri Melchior in 2002 for the British Channel 4 Television. If you like it too, I recommend watching or downloading a higher-res version here. Siri Melchior currently works as a director at the multimedia and animation studio Trunk, which she founded with two fellow Royal College of Art students. You can read more about her and the making of the film here.
"

YOU LEFT THE BURNER ON





Saturn’s aurorae as seen by Hubble

DEVIANT ART BY SEZANNE

complete works

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Meet Doroles, The Bald South American Bear


Dolores The Bald Bear
FUZZYWUZZY WAS A BEAR, FUZZYWUZZY HAD NO HAIR, FUZZYWUZZY WASN'T VERY FUZZY, WAS HE?

IT TICKLES


Andy Warhol

I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WOMEN WHO HATE FACIAL HAIR. TEXTURE, LADIES, TEXTURE.

WHAT FLAVORS DOES IT COME IN?

epic fail photos Gum Fail

Failblog

IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW ME, AND KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME ANGRY

Math or kisses?: "

Vintage cheese. Female brains want kisses not math?

I want to be snarky about this, but I I've been in a similar situation.

DON'T BE SUCH A "GIRL" ABOUT IT










 via comicallyvintage

FROM THE CLASSICAL GEEK


SOURCE

che che I'm the monkey



via carson suggs

SO THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS LAPSING INTO GERMAN



via carson suggs

icons collide

schumannistic:




There was no way Bogie and I could be in the same room without reaching for one another, and it wasn’t just physical. Physical was very strong, but it was everything - heads, hearts, bodies, everything going at the same time. - Lauren Bacall


Monday, June 28, 2010

GAIMAN



WHEN MY BROTHER TELLS ME I LOOK LIKE DEATH, THIS IS WHAT HE MEANS.

Shitmydadsays--PICINIC

“Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit.”

OH THE ELOQUENCE.

I ACTUALLY THINK THIS GUY IS SOME SORT OF AMERICAN IDEAL. WE AS A CULTURE LOVE TO BELIEVE "IT'S NOT HOW YOU SAY SOMETHING, IT WHAT YOU SAY THAT MATTERS."

THIS GUY FAIRLY CONSISTENTLY MAKES A CLEAR, CUTTING, AND TRUTHFUL STATEMENT, BUT IN THE CRUDEST POSSIBLE MANNER.

HE IS MR ALL AMERICAN, TAKEN TO HIS LOGICAL EXTREME.

animalarium



YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM, YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM, THERE'S SOMETHING IRRESISTIBLE-ISH ABOUT THEM. THEY MADE A MONKEY OUT OF OLD KING KONG. I HOPE THAT SOMETHING BETTER COMES ALONG.

-ROLF THE DOG

DOES IT COME WITH LAXATIVES AND FAKE BLOOD?

BLIND ON CARROT JUICE



CELEBRITIES AND THEIR DRINKING PROBLEMS.

TYPICAL.

RHYMES WITH SMASH

public transit

"Awesome Infographic: Music Metaphors, Simplified": "From FlavorWire:

SO SAYETH THE WHEATON




SIMPLE EASY TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. MAY I NEVER DRIFT TOO FAR FROM THE WAYS OF THE WHEATON.

EMERGENCY BACKUP PLAN

tea baggers 0, logic 1

oldie

Never Gonna--Savage Chickens

Never Gonna: "

Savage Chickens - Never Gonna


Based on the timeless classic.


Here are more 3″ x 5″ sticky notes.

"

Rickrolled by my favorite cartoon.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Queen-Don't Stop Me Now




CAN'T HELP BUT BE HAPPY WHEN I HEAR THIS.

....DO YOU IMAGINE ZOMBIES BEING WHACKED IN TIME WITH POOL CUES TOO?

going to the vitamin village to buy some moo juice

Marketing: Why the past was NOT better


Vintage Pontiac Ad with the tagline 'Spread Your Legs'

Um...NO.

Topless Robot - Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Jackman

Topless Robot - Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Jackman: "
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"You're looking at the first official pic from Real Steel, a movie starring Hugh Jackman as "a former boxer who, against all odds, gets one last shot at a comeback when he teams up with his estranged son to build and train the perfect contender for the now hi-tech sport of robot boxing." I believe the proper response to this is BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

from Topless Robot


BUT THE LIGHTING IS FABULOUS! JUST THINK THERE WAS SOME CUTE LITTLE NERD WHO SPENT A FORTUNE TO GO TO COLLEGE TO WORK AS AN ANIMATOR, LOCKED HIMSELF IN A ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER NERDS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS TO ANIMATE THAT ROBOT IN THIS MOVIE.

i've got Jimmy Carey under mine. That's why it stays on.

marc johns

let's focus on the unattainable by Marc Johns.


YES LET'S, marc johns ! And while roast some Unicorns while we do it, just to pass the time faster.

Don't forget to invite Godot.

fun with roman numerals

"

BP HAS TURNED THE OCEAN INTO A LAVA LAMP


demotivational posters - SURFS UP!

vagan zamba

menswear

i miss you

xkcd

If at least one person has a nightmare about being swarmed by hundreds of mouse-sized dromaeosaurids, my work will have been done."