Tuesday, September 14, 2010

(Invented) Word of the Day

Quasimalferation: adj. 1) A tenuous state of nihilistic calm achieved after a long enduring period of frustration. 2)The word Angie made up just now in an attempt to describe her emotional state.
Example: The boredom of her daily routine left Pamela in such a state of quasimalferation that she was unfit to be seen in polite society.

Friday, September 10, 2010

mentalsexual health joke

A couple were watching a TV program about psychology which explained the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.  

The guy turned to the woman and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

“Hmm", She said, "Well, out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis…”

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