Tuesday, September 14, 2010

(Invented) Word of the Day

Quasimalferation: adj. 1) A tenuous state of nihilistic calm achieved after a long enduring period of frustration. 2)The word Angie made up just now in an attempt to describe her emotional state.
Example: The boredom of her daily routine left Pamela in such a state of quasimalferation that she was unfit to be seen in polite society.

Friday, September 10, 2010

mentalsexual health joke

A couple were watching a TV program about psychology which explained the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.  

The guy turned to the woman and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

“Hmm", She said, "Well, out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis…”

-Source Unknown

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

 Dr Frog is driven completely batty when the only size options are "medium" or "large". How can it be a medium then? It can't be a medium unless it is the MEDIAN between extremes. I believe the term you are looking for is SMALL. You offer a "large" and a "small". Please adjust all advertising and signs so that you will no longer look a idiot, and I no longer have to be party to your idiocy so I can order.
 That is all.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Surrounded by Enablers

Via Carson Suggs


Cookie Monster knew deep in his little foam rubber Muppet heart, he would have to get out of the biz if he wanted to get clean.