Maybe Dr Frog could help him

Rush Limbaugh surrendered to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office in April 2006 after being charged with doctor shopping. According to investigators, the 55-year-old Limbaugh bounced from doctors in a bid to secure multiple prescriptions for powerful painkillers like OxyContin. In a settlement with Florida prosecutors, the felony case against the conservative radio star will be dropped in 18 months if Limbaugh continues to undergo addiction counseling and is not arrested again. He also agreed to pay about $30,000 in fines and court costs.

The Smoking Gun
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 Ok, so I know I'm giving old Rush a harder time than Bowie.  But Dr Frog, being a doctor, doesn't take kindly to misusing prescription drugs, and OxyContin is some scary stuff.  Much scary than pot and some (really hot) gender bending.  Plus Rush Limbaugh is a negative horrible human being and Bowie writes music that has brought a lot of happiness into many lives.  Including Dr Frog's.  Besides, Bowie was comparatively a lad at the time of his arrest (29 years old).  I don't have Rush's exact age at the time his arrest, but judging by the photo I'd say he's had a few more years to learn his lessons about dangerous substances and....what's the medical term?....ah yes, "Get his shit together."

Now, how does that make you feel?